The ‘meat market’ type of guy likes a certain cut of beef,
his favorite cut of beef he will always keep in deep freeze, but
every once in a while he’ll walk into the same butcher shop
and asks what’s new, what’s fresh, just to have a change
every once in a while. But he always ends up going back into
the deep freeze for his favorite cut of beef.
This type of guy usually has a narrow point
of view of a woman. He’s not old fashioned,
more like a male chauvinist attitude. If the meat
in his deep freeze leaves he’ll just go get
another one. These guys get girls easily,
they are usually physically attractive in a
rough and tumble way and there are some
women out there that love men that are
rough and tough, it makes them feel more
feminine. This are also the type of guy
that when they do marry, and yes they do
marry, make pretty good husbands, as
long as their mates don’t try and change
them. They rarely cheat because they
aren’t too good at being deceptive,
but if they do it’s usually with a
prostitute…less work. Though when
this type get older, they do tend to
keep mistresses just to make them
feel like they can still cut the beef.
A ‘Ken’ type of a guy is a lot like Barbie,
he’s picture perfect. His type is a lot like
the metro guy of today, he gets facials,
he gets manicures and pedicures, he
has a stylist not a barber. He knows
just as much about clothes as a
woman does, which is often why
they are often mistaken as gay men.
This type of guy does everything
right in the public eye, he always
seems to have that perfect smile in
place. Underneath that look though
is a dirrty mind…usually.
The ‘Ken’ type is the guy most likely to
be a closet freak in the bedroom. He
will almost always marry the sweet
girl that he rarely shows that side to.
For some reason it’s always a girl
that is not as adventurous in the
bedroom, so he’ll always use
that as a reason to stray.
The ‘Ken’ type is also a type that
most often has two faces that are
total opposites of each other.
Which means when they do get
emotional, it is like an explosion
happened, whether it’s anger or grief.
The ‘romeo’ type of guy is a sweet
talker, a charmer, and a romantic.
This type of guy believes that love
is action. Every love song is how he
feels, every poem speaks his feelings.
A ‘romeo’ never has sex, he makes love.
Romeos of today can be pretty tragic,
because they can get possessive of
the girl, since not every girl that the
‘romeo’ type of guy finds, is a ‘juliet’.
So when the person of his attractions
doesn’t react equally lovingly to all
of his romantic gestures, the ‘romeo’
can get desperate. He sees small
things as rejection, like if he sees the
girl talking to another guy, or if she
doesn’t answer the phone, or if she
goes out with friends instead of
sitting at home holding his hand, to
the ‘romeo’ type, those things
This is a one girl type of guy, so
if he falls for a girl that is not a
‘juliet’ it can spell danger for any
type of relationship.
The ‘pick up artist’ is a professional,
so step aside. This type of guy doesn’t
see no’s as rejection, he just sees a
missed opportunity to get a girl’s
number. Getting the girl to fall for
his lines is his goal. This type of
guy has many, many, tricks in his
bag to play with. He can read
women very well, he can read a
girl’s body language like a fortune
teller reads crystal balls.
This type of guy sees women as
trophies, depending on how far he
gets with a girl, he will keep an
accounting of the dates just in case
he wants to revisit the date again,
but not too soon though, he
doesn’t want a relationship, he
just wants to play and keep his
bragging rights. He is a very
surface type of guy, he doesn’t
think emotionally or deeply,
And just like an artist, he has a favorite
medium, like Rodan loved to sculpt in
bronze, the ‘pick up artist’ has his
favorite material in which to create his
best works. Creating conversation is
his #1 brush stroke, all girls love a guy
that listens, the master knows that. His #2
brush stroke is to see if the girl can follow
suggestions easily. He may start off with
something small, for instance, if he meets
the girl in a club he may suggest they go
somewhere quieter to talk more, like a
coffee shop or her place. Although, this
type like their own spots better, they have
spaces that’s like their own personal stage
that they like to perform in. Plus, they want
the girl to see them as harmless, so at first,
he’s the perfect gentleman.
The #3 brush stroke is to be open and
confident, very complimentary and
expanding on the commonality between
him and the girl.
Usually, this guy is a pretty good lover,
he basically stakes his life on how good he is.
The ‘hustler’ type of guy hustles everything
and everybody, including his girls. This type
of guy will do anything and say anything to
get what he wants. He knows how to be a
‘romeo’, he knows how to be a ‘ken’ he
knows how to be a ‘pick up artist’ and etc.
The ‘hustler is a jack of all trades, his
woman, or women is his base of
operations. They rarely have homes of
their own, not having an address keeps
them from getting caught doing their hustling.
This type of guy doesn’t need a job to have
money and a car, that’s how good he is at hustling.
He is a great lover usually, because he knows
how to give a woman what she wants…BIG orgasms.
A hustler will focus all of his energy into doing that,
because it means more things for him outside of
Have you ever wondered why a girl that drives a
98 Chevy will go and sign her name for brand
new car hot off the assembly line, for her boyfriend?
BIG orgasms. They lose their damn minds.
The ‘gentleman’ is a man that loves his mom,
he will look for that in a girl. At first, he will
date the exact opposite. He’ll date a girl that
is his exact opposite cause she looks good
and let’s face it, men can be simple, if it looks
good and fresh he’ll buy it.
This type tend to have long relationships,
so his first one may be terrible but he’ll
hang in there cause good or bad, it’s
better than dating. Eventually, he’ll listen
to his mom, if he doesn’t the girl he
chooses will turn into a devil after marriage.
This type rarely thrive unless they marry
women just like their moms. They are
great guys, great dads, very sweet,
but they have a hard time standing up
for themselves because they hate
conflict. It’s not gentleman like to
make your wife cry, or angry, etc.
They like peace. Nothing makes a
‘gentleman’ type of guy happier than
to have his two ladies in the same room
together. Life’s complete.